Manifesto

Buy better. Buy once.

We live in a world of disposable things. Fast fashion, cheap plastic, and planned obsolescence. It is noise. It is waste. And it is exhausting.

Thingz Inc. exists to silence the noise. We are not a marketplace. We are a filter. For every tool in your life—from a kitchen knife to a travel bag—there is a correct version. A version engineered to last. A version that respects your time and your money.

We scour the globe to find these objects. We test the materials. We verify the build. We reject the fragile, the trendy, and the mediocre. We offer only one option per category: the best one.

No endless scrolling. No uncertainty. Just the confidence that if it is here, it is right.

Protocol

How we choose

• Material audit: verify origin, finish, and fail points.
• Abuse testing: seams, hinges, coatings, edges, drivers.
• Repairability: parts lists, fasteners over glue, service partners.
• Longevity math: decade-plus use cycles with realistic maintenance.

Guarantee

If our pick fails under intended use, we source repair or replacement. If a better build appears, we replace the listing. Quiet, transparent, accountable.

Questions? concierge@thingz.inc